1. I am the Lord of the house.
   
   
2. Thou shall not have other pets before me.
   
   
3. Thou shalt nt ever ignore me.
   
   
4. I shall ignore though when I feel like it.
   
   
5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time of day.
   
   
6. Remember my food dish and keep it full.
   
   
7. Thou shalt spent most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.
   
   
8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.
   
   
9. Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.
   
   
10. Above all, thou shall do anything and everything it takes to keep me happy.
    
    
    
    
    

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